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Firstly, my apologies for making you think about that Paris Hilton sex tape. It was gross, right? (At least, that's what you hear...from "friends.") But apparently at least one person was impressed. So impressed, in fact, that she wants to try it herself.

Enter Pamela Anderson. The former Baywatch star has applied for, and been granted, a license to marry Rick Salomon -- the male half of the now infamous One Night in Paris Internet sensation.

This will be Pamela's third marriage -- you might remember that she also appeared in some racy home movies with former husband, Tommy Lee (maybe this is the attraction for Salomon), and was married to Kid Rock for about 15 minutes last year. Salomon has also been married twice before -- once to Shannon Doherty (that was annulled), and before that to Elizabeth Daily.

Given this couple's history, I see this marriage panning out as follows: big, tacky wedding, followed by an unfortunate explicit home movie that briefly brings their relationship into the spotlight, which leads to a nasty divorce, during which they'll hurl insults back and forth like a couple of hicks on Divorce Court.