AisleDash

Bridal lingerie is a booming business. There are all sorts of goodies out there, for every body type, every taste, every kink. And, for my part, I'm a pretty live-and-let live woman. You get off on wearing thigh-highs, stilettos, and nothing in between? Go for it! You want an 18th-C merry widow, with your breasts shoved up to eye level (yours)? If the thrill is worth the pain -- it's your call! Heck, maybe the pain IS the thrill. Whatever floats your boat.

When I stumbled across bridal panties with veils, I admit I chortled just a bit. But that one in the picture, it's not bad. Silly, but pretty. I can see the play appeal.

But when I came across THIS little darlin', I choked on my tea. I cannot think of a single backside that would be flattered by having a tulle bow smacked into the middle of it. It certainly does nothing for the model. Go on. Follow that link and tell me you think it would do YOUR ass any favours. I dare ya!