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Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock had a storybook wedding -- well, if your storybook included a shirtless groom and a bikini-clad bride, that is. Actually, they had THREE weddings. And then they got a divorce. And then Pam eloped to Vegas with Rick Solomon, who she fell in love with when she paid off a poker debt, incurred by her driver, with some hot Baywatch love.

The end. Thank god.

But wait! It's not over yet! At least not for Kid Rock, who wants his wedding ring back. His $500,000.00 ring. Understandable, I would say, especially since Pam has gone on to wed someone else.

Rock, ever the optimist, said, "Maybe she'll send my ring back. I doubt it, but, boy, that would be nice." He also showed his romantic side when he reminded Solomon, "Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free?"

Need we remind Pam that proper etiquette requires the return of the ring at the end of the relationship? Especially once you've married someone else. Then again, proper etiquette would also seem to require that the bride wear some clothes to the wedding, and that perhaps she pay her poker debts with cash.

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