Frock and awe campaign
Filed under: Fashion
Although it's no Aisledash, the Bridalwave website has a pretty cool title. And aside from that, they had one of the most horrific wedding dresses I have ever laid my blogging eyes on.
Thar she blows:
Now call me crazy, but a bridal gown is supposed to make a lady look her loveliest. This is the big day, no? Pretend we can look past the hat stolen from the Kentucky Pimp Derby and accented with a bit of lace. Pretend to not notice the gloves that could protect fragile skin from radiation. And pretend to look beyond the great Boots of Doom, complete with thigh-high reach and platform bottoms.
Let's focus on the dress, shall we? This dress is a brothel waiting to happen. I'm not sure if this is high fashion or just a designer who ran out of fabric, but any bride who decides to don this daring ensemble is not achieving any state of "lovely." One false move and breasts may be released into the wild. Never mind the fact that underwear with any sides are not an option with this dress.
Hat tip to Bridalwave for the picture. Want to check out another frock and awe campaign? Read up on Horror Couture!
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