AisleDash

Ladies, I really don't want to write this post. In fact, I've stuffed my hands in my pockets two three times since starting it, and if I didn't have the cute picture to go with it, I probably would have stopped. However, when I joined AisleDash, I swore to myself and anyone who would listen that I would tell brides the truth, whether it was pretty or not.

I've already given you some ideas for pretty porta-potties and how to stop chafing (or blisters, but I know some of you are worried about your thighs rubbing --your secret is safe with me!), so you know I won't lead you astray. Knowing this, please consider the following:

You're in your big, fabulous dress with a huge skirt and 63 layers of crinoline, you're sweaty from dancing, and now the champagne you drank to celebrate your debut as husband and wife now wants to make a slightly less dramatic exit. You should know, you're not going to be able to hike that skirt up yourself and still see what you're doing. Ick, I know, but someone had to tell you.