AisleDash

We've written about wedding survivals kits before. Of course. This is Aisledash and we're on your side. Yes we are. So, there's an emergency kit for the bride and a kit for just abut every other imaginable little wedding day hiccup.

There is also, quite sensibly I think, a kit for the bestman. No, he isn't just there to ensure the groom actually gets out of bed and makes it to the church on time, and in good working order. (And if he's any good in his role, he'd have held that stag night at least a week before the wedding!).

The contents of the kit are quite cool:

Spare wedding rings (brilliant idea, I reckon)
Emergency cuff links
Deodorant wipes
Energy bar
Mints
Tissues (one assumes these are for the bridesmaids or maybe the mothers, as when does a best man ever cry?)

And then, finally, (and this just cracks me up) ... a condom. I'm not sure who it's for - himself or the groom, but the inherent, implied hope of someone other than the bridal couple getting a bit of wedding nooky just makes me guffaw.

Aah well - at weddings, love is in the air, so why not, eh!