Way back in 2001 - back when no one had heard of a blog, so I'm talking ancient history here - I ran across a website called EtiquetteGrrls.com and it was love at first sight:Dear Etiquette Grrls,
What does it mean if someone is invited to a bridal shower and not to the wedding?
Just Wondering
Dear Just Wondering,
It means, "The Bride is Horrifically Greedy."
Sincerely yours,
The Etiquette Grrls
The site is filled with hysterically brutal opinions on all sort of etiquette quandaries - and while the random capitalization and faux-french phrasing can get a bit old at times, I still get a good laugh every time I read it. If you're feeling a bit stressed by wedding planning I recommend reading the wedding Q&A archives - I promise you'll get a kick out of it and who knows, you may pick up a clever comeback or two. You might need them, unfortunately.

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