If you've got it, flaunt it! But not so much, Scarlett Johanssen!
Filed under: Fashion, Bridal Bloopers
I'm a firm believer that brides should make the most of the body parts they're happiest with for their wedding day -- to a point. AisleDash's own Susan Wagner wrote a great post recently about how a plunging neckline can give you a sexy style without baring your entire shoulder, and in most cases, it works.Most cases.
There are certain body types that are just not well-suited to certain styles, and a very busty woman, like our darling Scarlett Johanssen, seen here, needs to be cautious when choosing a neckline that bares down to there. The thing is, cleavage is great, when appropriate and not looking like it's about to spring loose and make a run for it -- I don't see anything wrong with the bride looking sexy. But brides, remember: you want your guests to remember you, and I will bet you right now that, without looking back at the picture of ScarJo, you can't remember the details of her hair and makeup because you were completely consumed with her bulging breasts.
And so, the moral of the story is: "Find a dress for your body, and flatter the body parts that make you feel beautiful. But if it requires an architect to hold anything where it needs to be held, or if there's any fear of any body parts bursting forth unexpectedly, keep shopping."
What's in a name?
Dress of the day: Anastasia by Maggie Sottero
Unusual wedding cakes from Dragons and Daffodils
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Dec 18th 2007 @ 5:15PM
Rae said...
Very good advice - the girls shouldn't get down the aisle before you do...
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Dec 22nd 2007 @ 6:28PM
Tony said...
I think her knockers look great. Big jugs are fun for everyone, great too look at, fun to play with. Any girl who says they are "offended" by them, wishes she had them. What the replies come in that say, "I have it, but choose not to flaunt it". Yeah, whatever. They don't "look" like that.
Dec 22nd 2007 @ 2:18PM
jeff said...
this dress would be better if the contents were real inside .
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Dec 22nd 2007 @ 2:23PM
donatella said...
This dress is so wrong I wouldn't even know where to begin. But it actually looks like she was trying to pilfer two cantalopes.
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Dec 22nd 2007 @ 2:34PM
Gene Tierney said...
This is supposed to be attractive?
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Dec 22nd 2007 @ 2:39PM
W said...
She's NOT pretty at all..
W
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Dec 22nd 2007 @ 2:47PM
rsrichute said...
I don't see a thing wrong with the picture. Maybe I'm not as much of a prude as everyone else.
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Dec 22nd 2007 @ 7:13PM
essie said...
puh-lease. just because someone thinks that women shouldnt look like sluts doesnt mean that they are prude. anyone who disagrees is a perv and has no respect for women. you should be ashamed.
Dec 22nd 2007 @ 2:48PM
steve said...
I sure would not kick her out of bed .
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Dec 22nd 2007 @ 2:54PM
Shawn Puckett said...
Did you guy's realize almost every photo of scarlett ends up in the Getty Musium! Who doe's she know! Maryln Monroe status!
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Dec 22nd 2007 @ 3:46PM
USCFAN said...
Shawn: First of all, "musium" is spelled "museum". Second, Getty Images has nothing to do with THE GETTY. It is a company that buys and distributes (for a fee) photographs. Put down that blunt and come back to the real world.
Dec 22nd 2007 @ 3:01PM
DENNIS I. said...
I recall seeing Guiliani in a WHITE number in a commercial with Donald Trump.
He looked better.
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Dec 22nd 2007 @ 3:19PM
denise said...
first of all im not a fat woman nor am i flat chested shes a young woman who has never had children i know she was named as the sexiest woman alive but im sorry i beg to differ while she is an attractive young woman i wouldnt call her beautiful she is built nice but as i said she still has gravity on her side 20 years from now unless she has work done and never has babies those puppies wll sag to her navel it happens to all of us when you get older the body changes and unless you are cher things tend to shift to the south, or in men it goes to the front and i dont mean below the belt im talking about the tummy when i met my husband 30 years ago he had the cutiest ass id ever seen now his ass is flat and his belly looks like he is 15 months pregnant with twins.
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Dec 22nd 2007 @ 10:21PM
Ylee said...
Neither do you recognize or utilize a period or any other form of punctuation in your long winded diatribe.
Dec 22nd 2007 @ 6:42PM
mike said...
Sorry bout the twins....love him anyway
Dec 22nd 2007 @ 7:13PM
Urba said...
Darn......how'd you write all that without a single period???
Dec 22nd 2007 @ 7:21PM
Jerry Bryant said...
Denise,
You are sooooo right. The only men who love breasts that big are the real young one or real stupid ones, because be the time she turns 40, if she does not have a reduction, she will be stomping on her nipples when she bellies up to the trough.
Dec 22nd 2007 @ 3:33PM
steve said...
SHE looks really outstanding . THAT dress does look hot on her but then anything would look good on her or off .
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Dec 22nd 2007 @ 3:48PM
heather said...
as a busty woman myself i would never wear a dress like that looks uncomfortable and way to revealing, leaving little mystery is much sexier than displaying all your talents front and center.
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Dec 22nd 2007 @ 3:51PM
Ed said...
Yummy hooters!
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