Advertise your marital status with these cufflinks - or not
Filed under: Gifts and Registries, Grooms
At first glance these cuff links by Tateossian seem like just the thing an insecure bride might give her new groom - they advertise his "MARRIED" status as well as the fact that he is "STRAIGHT" - but upon closer inspection I've realized that they're actually for the man who can't make up his mind. (Which defeats the whole point of being married!)The cuff links have a little knob on the side where the wearer can choose any combination of availability (single, married, desperate, divorced, available, adulterous) and orientation (straight, bisexual, gay, transsexual, swinger, curious) and change them at any time. So he could potentially leave the house sweetly "MARRIED" and become an "ADULTEROUS" "SWINGER" with the turn of a knob.
Yes, I know it's possible - but I'm still creeped out by these links. Ewww.
Via Luxist
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