Unless it's for the kids, the idea of a pinata at a wedding is kind of lost on me. If I'm dressed up in my best clothes and heels, I'd rather be dancing or strolling around elegantly with a glass in my hand, than leaping up and down hitting things with sticks. I know not everyone feels this way, however, and that's fine.

If you think a pinata sounds like a great addition to the festivities, you can easily find wedding-theme pinatas -- wedding cakes, wedding bells, big puffy hearts. And that's fine, too.

But this one? This is totally not fine. Under any circumstances. Anyone who thinks it's A-okay to beat the bride (or the groom) to bits with a stick is just not someone you want in your life. Seriously.

Eeew...