If there's one thing that I have to insist on it's bathroom privacy. It is absolutely non-negotiable, no matter how loving I'm feeling or how comfortable I am with my partner. So you can imagine my near-horror at seeing this toilet for two. What is that all about? The article featuring this hideous contraption says it's eco-friendly (one flush for both) and may be just the thing to cement your relationship. The couple that poos together stays together? I think not. Gah!
Chaps, if you're lacking inspiration, rather get chocolates. It's a safer bet. I reckon 99.999% of women will agree with me too.











