Okay look, I realise it's a gag gift but I bet there are people who think this would make a cool Valentine's Day gift. You know what? It isn't. Not if you're trying to impress her. She won't even find it funny - it's too close to 'getting into her knickers' (which is what we ladies think half you chaps are after) and more than a bit off-putting.
Keep this gift for your 10th wedding anniversary, when you might be looking for ways to spice things up and have a laugh at the same time.
What's in a name?
Dress of the day: Anastasia by Maggie Sottero
Unusual wedding cakes from Dragons and Daffodils
