Worst gifts for her: Your heart

by Roxanna Sarmiento on Feb 3rd 2008 8:02AM

We understand that you're trying your best to be poetic here - but trust us, when she says all she wants for Valentine's is your heart, she does not mean it literally. In fact, she probably doesn't mean it figuratively either.

Just trust us - a plush heart will not set her heart aflutter. Get her a poetry book instead.

WORST GIFTS FOR HER

A gold-plated rose

Toilet for two

Fundies: Underwear for 2

Nothing but the kitchen sink

Your heart

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