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So it's the end of the work day on February 14, and you're headed home and your cell phone rings, and it's your wife/fiancee/girlfriend, reminding you that you have dinner plans for Valentine's Day. But you don't have a gift, so you run into the drug store and pick up a box of chocolates.

Silly, silly man. Do NOT do that. Seriously.

We know when you've forgotten to get us a gift; we can always tell. How can we tell? Because you come home with things that no self-respecting, intelligent woman would EVER want as a gift.

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