You can do anything online. You can get hitched to your fellow gamer. You can marry your mutt. Or you can marry your ... car?

Good ol' Virtual Vow believes that "love knows no bounds - so we don't discriminate in any way. ... In fact, since there is no official rules, you can marry your pets if you desire it. In fact, you can have two pets marry each other, or you can marry your car. Love is universal!"

Thank goodness for the Internet. You could marry a cute little bunny, for crying out loud. Or the ficus tree in my living room that you harbor so much affection for. The Internet gives us options where there were once none. And for that, I may have to marry the Internet.