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Rhys Ifans and Sienna Miller are planning to wed on a private island off the coast of Mexico, according to the Daily Mail. The island, Isla Mujeres, is owned by a friend of the couple; it is eight miles off the coast of Cancun, Mexico and boasts a ten-bedroom villa, private boat ramp, and several guest houses. It is so isolated that food and drink must be shipped in from the mainland, which makes it ideal for a celebrity bash. Miller and Ifans are reportedly planning to take the whole place over for a week for their nuptials.

A beach wedding seems like the perfect choice for these two; after all, Miller is the pioneer of bohemian chic (she singlehandedly brought the babydoll dress back into fashion) while Ifans looks kind of like a homeless guy who lives on the beach.

We're sure it will be a lovely wedding, though. Actually, we're kind of jealous -- getting married on a private beach in Mexico sounds romantic and chic. But getting married to Rhys Ifans still kind of gives us the willies.