Stress-busters for the bride: Dammit dolls
Filed under: Negotiating Speed Bumps, Relationships, Bridal Bloopers
No, they're not voodoo dolls. You don't stick pins into them and wish ill of someone. These are Dammit Dolls, little stress-busters -- you know, like punching bags, only dolls. They come in a variety of types, from baseball players to doctors to referees ... but nothing bridal! So I guess we'll have to use the original all-purpose dolls, who come complete with this explanatory poem:
When you want to climb the wall,
And stand right up and shout.
There's a little Dammit doll
You cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!
If Dammit's not a word you say
Then twist its little neck
And grumble out repeatedly
Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!
And stand right up and shout.
There's a little Dammit doll
You cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!
If Dammit's not a word you say
Then twist its little neck
And grumble out repeatedly
Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!
Think maybe we should tuck one into the bride's emergency kit??
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