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No one wants her wedding ruined by hordes of airborne paparazzi; most of us, of course, won't have to worry about this, but if you're a big star, finding a quiet corner in which to say I DO can be a big hassle.

Now imagine being Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DiRossi. How much media attention do you think THAT wedding will get? Right.

Fortunately, Ellen seems to have found the perfect spot for their nuptials: she's asked to borrow the Bush family ranch in Crawford, Texas. Newlywed Jenna Bush Hagar and her mother, First Lady Laura Bush, taped an appearance on DeGerenes' talk show last week (episode will air next Wednesday) and Ellen asked about getting married in Crawford. "So, can we borrow it for our wedding," DeGeneres asked Jenna. "Can we get the ranch?"

The newlywed laughed and said, "Sure!"

DeGeneres has also asked Presidential candidate John McCain to give her away, but he was a little more evasive than the new Mrs. Hagar. But we hope he will take her up on the offer -- imagine what that would do for his polling with Democrats!