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This little gem is a must-have for the bride with the taste for the outrageous, the woman with a wacky sense of humor, who wants to take the whole "Tacky Vegas Wedding" thing and just RUN with it. Be very sure that's what you want, though, because run with it all the way, and you end up here, with this, er, lovely, Elvis-inspired jump suit.

Made entirely of polyester-(of COURSE)-lycra, it is trimmed at every conceivable point with gold lamé: on the stand-up collar, the bell sleeves, the oh-so- tasteful slitted bell-bottom legs. It is finished off with a gold lamé sling belt.

The rhinestone trim is optional. Because, you know, it's good to know the bounds of good taste.

If you're really interested in this delectable bridal jumpsuit, you can find more information here. But before you take the leap, be aware, (in the words of the wise, funny and experienced-in-tacky Ms. Dolly Parton), "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap."