The Wedding FAIL Lexicon

by Stella Fiore, Posted Feb 25th 2011 10:00AM

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Check out these funny names for not-so-funny wedding mishaps:

1. Alphabetosis
n. a case of monogram madness (you've put your initials on everything)

2. Wedgistry Item
n. an item on your registry that creates a wedge between you and your fiancé (like the glass beer boot he wants)

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3. The Bleeding Armadillo
n. a groom's cake gone wrong

4. Styrofaux Pas
v. you accidentally cut into the fake part of your tiered Styrofoam rental cake

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5. B-Gret
n. a friend finds out she was on the B-list

6. Hail to the Thief/Track Eleven
n. a drunken punch-up at a wedding

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7. Hobo the Bride
n. what you'll look like after a makeup or hair trial gone terribly wrong

8. All the Single Crazies
n. those single friends and relatives battling it out over your tossed bouquet

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9. Emergency Kit Emergency
n. the one random item you actually need ASAP is missing

10. Wedding Reversal
n. you realize at the rehearsal that it's more than just a case of cold feet

Tags: wedding disasters, wedding humor, wedding mishaps