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There are some things that mesh is good for: tank tops from the 80's. Basketball jerseys. Fishnet stockings. Actual fishnets.

There are some things that mesh is less good for: Wedding gowns.

This dress is a wedding spiderweb, a tangled table runner of lace and mesh fabric. Even if she was sitting like a lady, she would still look like she was heading to a goth tap recital. (I'm not mentioning the hairdo or the extensive corsage - you can chime in on your own on that one.)

MeshGirl, welcome to the Frock and Awe campaign. Love the ruby red lips.

There is plenty of advice out there for the bride-to-be, from finding the right dress to dealing with stress. But what about those looming grooms? You guys need some help, too!

Don't you worry about a thing - Aisledash is here for you. Ilona has even provided a questionnaire that could help you narrow down your ring choices. Today it's all about finding the right wedding ring.

According to Gillett's Jewelers online home, choosing a wedding ring is all about comfort. Since this is a piece of jewelry you will be wearing every day, it's important to make sure it feels comfortable and fits your lifestyle. Here's the deal:

Mothers of the groom, you aren't doomed to the role of "shut up and wear beige." If you are the mother of the groom and you're wondering what you can do to be a bigger part of the wedding, here's a run down of the traditional duties, according to About.com:

• Attend the bridal show, bring a gift, and help rally your side of the family to attend.
• Coordinate the rehearsal dinner and foot the bill.
• Compile your family's half of the guest list and assist with providing appropriate addresses.
• Follow up with your guest lists regarding RSVPs.
• If you want, contribute a toast at the wedding.
• Dance with your son during a mother/son dance, if your son is having one.

Traditionally, the groom's parents pay for the rehearsal dinner, their tuxes/dresses, their personal transportation, and a wedding gift for the bride and groom. The parents of the groom may contribute to the overall cost of the wedding, depending on the circumstances.

And for that mother of the bride dress, you aren't forced to don your beige apparel. Find out what the mother of the bride is wearing and coordinate your dress to compliment hers. As long as you aren't wearing white or the same color as the bridesmaids, feel free to find something beautiful. Check out for some tips on finding a dress!

The closer my wedding gets, the more those "don't worry about it" details start becoming sources of chaos. Guest lists and address-wrangling and invitation finalization start taking center stage. Arguments over seating charts and wedding registries become frequent and irritating. And let's not forget the financial factor, where we are desperately trying to keep our budget balanced while planning our "dream wedding."

This is all without mentioning the regular stuff: life, house, jobs, cats, etc.

With barely 68 days left to go in our dash for the aisle, the strain of wedding planning is starting to take its toll. We're battling with each other. We're hashing out dodgy details on the phone with our parents. We're trying to be everything to everyone, and the pressure is tremendous. Yes, we'll call the reception hall. Yes, we still need to get bridal party gifts. No, we haven't given the DJ our song list. Yes, we're losing our minds, thanks for asking.

You can do anything online. You can get hitched to your fellow gamer. You can marry your mutt. Or you can marry your ... car?

Good ol' Virtual Vow believes that "love knows no bounds - so we don't discriminate in any way. ... In fact, since there is no official rules, you can marry your pets if you desire it. In fact, you can have two pets marry each other, or you can marry your car. Love is universal!"

Thank goodness for the Internet. You could marry a cute little bunny, for crying out loud. Or the ficus tree in my living room that you harbor so much affection for. The Internet gives us options where there were once none. And for that, I may have to marry the Internet.

When it comes time to finalize that wedding guest list, who makes the cut?

For my fiance and I, we've been struggling with that question since last March, when he asked me to marry him. Who comes to our wedding? My mother, one of seven children, has a guest list that tops 50 - and that's just her immediate family members and their children. Between both sets of our parents, the guest list was almost at 150 without inviting a single friend, Roman, or countryman.

In efforts to keep things controlled, we broke down our guest list into three different categories: Family, Friends, and "Buddies." "Family" consisted of our parents, aunts and uncles, first cousins, grandparents, nieces, and nephews. "Friends" were our high school friends, college friends, and people who have been a part of our lives for several years. The last category - "Buddies" - made me laugh every time because it's comprised of people we really like but aren't terribly close with, like former co-workers, current business associates, our parents' business associates, and various people who are in our lives but aren't crucial members of our day-to-day.

Here at the Frock and Awe Campaign Headquarters, we've had dresses made out of condoms. We've had gowns crafted out of bubble wrap. And we've even had the itsy-bitsy teeny weeny bikini make a bridal appearance. You would think we've seen it all.

Well, we've seen almost all of it. The biggest Frock and Awe moment we've come across so far?

No frock at all.

What. Is. That?

When you think of wedding headpieces, it can be easy to end up sucked into the realm of Renaissance princess headgear. (Click here for an example.) But you cannot take that two pronged - literally - approach. Restraint must be exercised, or you'll find yourself as part of the Frock and Awe Campaign.

Exhibit P (for Prongs): Our bride-to-be, complete with pointy headpiece. While her dress is lovely, her face is the picture of serenity, and the lighting is pretty, those horny bits on the top of her head make her more apt to pick up a solid Top 40 station than the groom. It's like her hair was shoved through discarded paper towel tubes.

No, no, no. (Cue Amy Winehouse.)

Comfortable footwear is crucial for your big day. Whether you are a bride trying to teeter around in five inch heels for the first time or a groom wearing the most constricting tuxedo shoes on the face of the earth, a good pair of footwear is important in keeping you smiling on your big day.

And if you're feeling rather free-spirited and bold, you can check out these lacy thongs (no, not racy thongs ... get your mind out of the gutter) to keep your bridal strut from stumbling. Granted, they may not be the most dignified kicks you can sport on your wedding day, but they are jazzy looking and add a certain beach-y panache to your ensemble. Just be careful not to trip on these. They look like platform flip flops!

Would you wear these at your wedding? Tell us!

This is easily the most tragic wedding story I have ever heard, courtesy of the Associated Press.

According to the article, "During the couple's first dance, Sjostrom complained of being lightheaded. Efkarpides thought his wife, a diabetic, needed sugar, but she collapsed." Kim Sjostrom, a 36 year old type 1 diabetic, had experienced a previous cardiac episode in her 20's. She was literally a poster child for type 1 diabetes, having appeared on public awareness campaign posters in New York City.

As a type 1 diabetic myself and barely three months away from my own wedding day, this story hits close to home. Our thoughts here at Aisledash are with the family during this difficult time.

A wedding "get-away car" is one of those fun and creative traditions that I'm looking forward to at my own wedding. I drive a VW Jetta, so I've been thinking about what our bridal party will be doing to our poor car that night. So I ran a Google search to see how others Volkswagens have been decorated, and I found this:

That car, a 1968 VW Beetle, is a marvel of metal work and imagination. According to the website OldBug.com, "This car was built in Mexico in 1968 for Volkswagen of Mexico by a talented metal artist employee of the factory. It is thought to be one of the first two of it's kind built and was displayed at the Olympic Games in Mexico City in 1968. The exposure of the first two cars prompted more to be be built during the next few years."

Apparently, only about 20 of these wrought-iron babies were produced and distributed and has since been displayed at the VW Classic in CA as part of the "Freak Show." Have you seen this car? Anyone who is a VW enthusiast, or even just a gear-headed member of a bridal party, should take peek at this fancy-pants bug.

I found my wedding dress by visiting Ye Olde Bridal Shoppe, trying on several dozen dresses, and finally chosing the one that made me feel pretty from every angle. This process, though romantic and a beautiful bonding moment with my mother, took hours. H-O-U-R-S.

If I had known there was a quiz that could cut to the style chase, I would have saved a heap of time.

For the brides who haven't chosen their wedding gown yet, check out this quiz from Quizilla about Your Perfect Wedding Dress. Granted, the questions are completely ridiculous and have no actual bearing on your sense of style (Question: What do you love to do in your spare time? Possible Answer: Turn off the lights, and blare rock music while I draw by only the light of my blacklight!), but it is a silly break and a nice way to alleviate some of the mounting wedding stress.

I took it, even though I've already selected my gown. My results? "You are all about nature, and you have a beautiful soul. Your wedding dress reflects that sensitivity perfectly. Any guy would be lucky to have you."

What's your style?

Let's face it: getting married is a big deal. Deciding to take that leap, as a couple, can be exciting, romantic, passionate, and inspiring. But it can also be a little scary. And that feeling of fear doesn't necessarily mean that you need to call off the wedding, but you do need to warm up those cold feet.

Guys, if you are feeling some pre-wedding jitters, there are some tips from PashWedding that you can follow to help identify and deal with your feelings.

Open up. Even though your fiance may be your best friend, you may want to have someone else to talk to about your nerves. Maybe you have another close friend you can confide in, or your parents, or even a member of clergy or professional counsel can help you sift through your emotions. Talking about it is a good first step. Be as honest as you can.

When you can't even think about wearing the same old white wedding gown with satin edging and an A-line bodice, what do you do?

Why you brown-bag it, of course!

Imagine the pretty, crinkling sounds of your brown paper bag wedding dress as you sashay your trendy self down the aisle. This dress has something old, something new, something borrowed, and a napkin with a note from your mom reminding you that she loves you and that you have a Girl Scout meeting after school? Come on, imagine smelling like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and Little Debbie Snacks while you say "I do!"

Ring the bell on this Frock and Awe finalist.

Weddings are romantic. They are gorgeous. They make you feel every bit in love with your partner and tickled at the mere concept of spending the rest of your lives together. And planning a wedding never, ever causes any stress.

Yeah, right.

Thank goodness there's Yoga for the Wedding! Broken down into three different class tiers - planning stage, week of the wedding, and day-after - Yoga for the Wedding aims to "inspire calmness amidst the many decisions that need to be made to prepare for a wedding."

FINALLY, something that takes away from the stress of planning a wedding. This class could be a great bonding session for bridesmaids, or the perfect gift for the bride who has everything. (Or maybe just the bride who keeps breaking out in stress hives. Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe.)

"As wedding planning and the actual wedding day can be a very stressful process, these classes are designed to help you and your loved ones focus, relax, and enjoy this momentous occasion." Cheers to that!

Oooooooom going to have to try this. ;)